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I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
I got on-line to check the weather...That was 12 years ago.
I really need a long road trip, top down, in the Jeep...with a cooler....loud music....and an extra cooler in case the first one isn`t enough
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
Just bought myself a mistletoe belt buckle. Wish me luck.
Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet.
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy.
Your gene pool should be drained, the area bleached & the ground burned & salted. But other than that you seem like a great person.
I made a New Years Resolution to gain 20 lbs, so I can relish in the sense of accomplishment and success!
Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they`re dead
I got 99 problems but a least my name aint North West.
How am I supposed to show a girl I like her, if I can’t even make her a mix tape anymore?
Things I`m confused by: how did Rub a Dub Dub, Three Men in a Tub become a nursery rhyme?