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I put the pro in inappropriate.
Crap, summer is here and I`m nowhere near in drinking shape yet.
Sometimes when i`m following a recipe and it says to bake at 350 degrees, I will turn it up to 355 just to be a rebel.
I want a doorbell that makes the sound of someone knocking on the door.
In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
Lightning bugs use their blinkers more than most drivers.
In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour
I never owned a telescope, but it`s something that I`m thinking of looking into.
One thing I`ll never understand is alcohol free wine
The hardest question of the weekend.. can or bottle?
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific
Exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. - Jehovah`s Fitness.
The thinner the eyebrow, the crazier the woman.
My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR
I paid My 11 year old $10 to do the dishes, then on her way to the bathroom I mugged her...because, you know, life lesson.