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I bet more people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
So how many women out there think men are pigs? Gimme a show of tits!
That awkward moment when you finally realize what your rice krispies are saying to you.
watching porn is like finding happiness in other enjoyment.....
You know what makes sex awesome? Actually having it.
A communist joke isn`t funny unless everyone gets it.
The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught.
When you`re down about your body image just type "fat people" into Google images, always makes me feel better!:)
In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Happy New Year you guys.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
It`s hard to be a good person when kids fit so perfectly into trash cans.
You know it`s a really good bar when there`s a couple outside breaking up.
I have a dream that one day I won`t have to work on MLK Day.
Dear middle finger: thank you for always sticking up for me.
I carry a knife, but it`s just in case of cake.