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Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?
Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
The sun shouldn`t be allowed to come out until after your hangover.
I try not to be rude, but some people make it hard work.
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
Hello customer service, I ate two happy meals and Iām still not happy
Why is it called cat nip and not meowjuana?
My Ex updated her status to "standing on the edge of a cliff" So I "poked" her!
I don`t think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!! (To all of my FB friends, please don`t read this until the appropriate day)
I`m so, so sorry I started the whole Facebook Is Going To Start Charging thing. I didn`t think it would go THIS far..... sorry
is not rude...I just wasn`t taught to politely pretend to be nice to people I can`t stand.
Most of happiness just comes from staying away from idiots.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered is god playing angry birds hmm