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I wish the "Do not ask me again" option existed in real life.
Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to "learn what it means to work." May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
Clearly the people that design refrigerators don`t know me if they think one tiny cheese drawer and two giant vegetable drawers is the way to go.
I stick pins and needles in the people I don`t like because can`t afford voodoo dolls.
I regret nothing but mostly because I can`t remember most of the stuff I should probably regret
Let`s all play a game: For every political post, you must post 5 non political posts. #makefacebookhappyagain
Man, that .01% of germs that can´t be killed by hand sanitizer must be some bad a$$ sh!t
Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
whoo hoo...I have new gutters. Please try and keep your mind out of them.
My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
It`s a small world, but I wouldn`t want to paint it.
Is it bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening?
never realized how awkward it is to study the reproductive system in a coffee shop.. until now.
Not to brag,,,, but legally,,, before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof",,, they have to run it by ME.