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I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
word of the day: nincomtard
No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed…
Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3. That is your age.
The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the hell up"
I just became a professional Counterfeiter, I even have the certificates to prove it.
Scientists have recently discovered that approximately 2% of Earth`s water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher
Orion`s Belt is a huge waist of space.
"I get knocked down, but I get up again, You`re never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
I`m just like the ghostbusters, except I chase squirrels around my neighborhood with a vacuum cleaner
When someone tries to tell me they can`t do something, I`m like "you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"
When everything is coming your way, you`re probable in the wrong lane.
How many servings of fruit are in a fruit roll up? I`m trying to take my diet seriously now.
You want me to smile? How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren`t getting enough fiber?
I’m having a free beer contest tonight. The 1st person to bring me a case of beer gets to watch me drink it. FOR FREE!