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I don`t hate anyone. I just don`t like people.
“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” ~Mario
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
I miss being the age when I thought I would have my sh!t together by the age I am now.
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
If Freud was alive today he would probably be awesome at telling "Yo Momma" jokes.
If you don`t think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you`re probably the boss
Face down, a$$ up ... that`s the way I tie my shoes.
You`re an intellectual who doesn`t read books? I completely understand because I`m an athlete that rarely moves.
Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn`t even have a cape.
My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"
People say laughter is the best medicine, but I’d like to think a beer is the way to go.
been there, done that, wrote the book and have the t-shirt to prove it. What more do you want!
Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don’t have them, you cry about it.
ooooh boy, Mother`s Day hangovers...always the worst huh?!