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The brain is like the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right
Boobs, because you can`t motorboat a personality.
The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you`re having a velociraptor.
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble people, respect it!
I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments.
I`ve decided that I`m an ass man. Don`t get me wrong, horses are beautiful. They just aren`t as cute as donkeys.
Let me be honest, I dont even walk a mile in my own shoes.
I honestly have a fear that one day I`ll leave my house and not be wearing any pants!
How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren`t just victims of Medusa?
I`m undecided about which pants to wear today...Smarty of Fancy?
It never ceases to amaze me that the little space between the driver’s seat and the center console in my car will fit any object that can possibly be dropped, but will not fit a hand.
I put the b!tch in the kitchen.~ last thing I remember saying before I woke up in the hospital.
Good morning friends … Wait … what the hell m I doing up this early?
I’ve thought about running away as an adult way more than I did as a child.