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I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
I hate when my girlfriend accuses me of something I didn`t think she knew about.
Chocolate is a flavor of milk, and milk is a flavor of chocolate.
It takes a brave man to admit when his wife is wrong .
A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole.
A recent survey of one person reveals that 100% of me thinks I should leave work early.
No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.
If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
Tell a girl she pretty she`ll believe it for a minute. Tell a girl she has Miley Cyrus` butt she`ll believe it for a lifetime
I`ve discovered two things today... 1. My cat looks so cute in people clothes. 2. I`m probably going to die alone.
If I drove a UPS truck there’s a 100% chance I would fall out of the truck when I turned corners.
I see you’re playing stupid. Looks like you’re winning too.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator. Hahaha I’m so sorry. No I’m not.
If money grew on trees, Congress would actually care about the environment.
Facebook stalking? BAH! In my day, we used to root through people`s garbage.