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Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa.
The bible says you can`t buy your way into heaven but there isn`t a church in the country that won`t encourage you to try.
I hate when I’m comfortable in bed and I forget my iPhone in the other room!
If you can read this please let me know – because it means I blocked the wrong person.
Sometimes I whisper, "I`m on your side" to the computers, just in case they ever succeed in taking over the world...
How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the "For External Use Only" warning labels.
You know your a$s is ugly when you`re the one always asked to take the photo.
Some mornings I feel like leaving my coffee until its cold enough that I can just pour it directly into my eyes.
I know it`s 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?
Why is it that everyone hears the car alarm for a good 5 minutes before the owner does?
I still sing my ABC’s to see which letter comes first.
Babies are really cute until you meet one that`s not a picture.
Since everything is closed for Thanksgiving I’m going to drive around and park in all the good spots I never get.
The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it”