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Starting an international incident is number one on my bucket list.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then go find somebody whose life gave them vodka and throw a party.
My taste in music ranges from, "You need to listen to this" to "I know, please don`t judge me."
i don`t care if u don`t like me ........... i am not a facebook status:D
Plumbers should keep busy this week now that No Shave November is over..
My dog’s ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I’d like it to be.
The way I see it, every Friday is Good Friday.
Hot singles in your area are dating each other while you sit alone staring at your phone.
I`d like to change and get comfy, yet that requires effort. Ever feel this lazy?
I was just thinking…Then I thought “why?”... So there will be no more thinking today.
From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
My favorite sex position is, "don`t tell anyone we did this".
A day without sunshine is like, you know... night
It`s called NASCAR because that`s the way a hillbilly pronounces "nice car"
every woman iz beautuful n her unique way, smtimz it needs sm amount of alcohol to see with