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People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
Things to do today.....pet all the spiders in my house at least twice with my shoe.
The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. At least, that`s what the restraining order says.
After a while you just get used to people not understanding.
Light travels faster than sound. That`s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I think instead of doing laundry I`m just going to buy a second hamper...
"It gotten SOOO cold in D.C., politicians have their hands in their OWN pockets!"
Sometimes, I send game request just to piss people off :)
I see subway employees are still having their "how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich" contest.
Why don`t the post office get the Jehovah`s Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday? Work smarter not harder people.
If cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can I, dammit!
Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn’t doing his part of the chores around here.
I was wondering why some couples don`t go to the gym together but I guess some relationships just don`t work out...
People think I`m a hugger, but I`m actually shaking them down for snacks.
Sorry I hung up on you, I didn`t mean to answer the call.