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Ziploc`s idea of how big a sandwich should be is very different than mine.
To be truthful,,, I have never unrolled a sleeping bag and been able to roll it back up any smaller than the size of a garage.
Sarcasm: because snapping a neck is frowned upon in a court of law.
Idk what was worse, the fact that my girlfriend text me saying “sorry breaking up with you” or that a minute later she text me back “sorry wrong number.”
Who do Walmart shoppers make fun of?
RAIN!!!! :) I guess my rain dances must have worked. Some people call it stumbling around... I call it rain dancing.
Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.
If at first you don`t succeed then you`re a loser...
If it looks like a pig and walks like a pig, do me a favor & tell my ex girlfriend I said hello.
whenever I take my clothes off the shower usually gets turned on
I don’t call it laying down anymore, I call it landscape mode.
Fun Fact: Valentine`s Day was created by a woman than didn`t get what she wanted for Christmas.
I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home.
Be Poor... Its Cheaper :)