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And then her mood ring just...exploded
You’re going to make some cats very happy one day.
If you knew what I considered to be my "best behavior" it`s doubtful you`d advise me to be "on it".
Happy July 22nd! Today isn’t a holiday, but you’re alive and well, so why not celebrate?
Work is the result of failing to procrastinate effectively.
In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik`s Cube to solve it
The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.
I bought my mother in-law one of those atomic clocks. I can`t wait for the alarm to go off.
Hmmm… Who should I stalk on Facebook now? :)
LOQ "Laugh Out Quietly" because LOL is giving me a headache
I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York.
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching.
To whoever said “fight fire with fire”: do you actually test your own advice before giving it?
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I’m going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
Most hated song in jail: "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you"......