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I am so confused. My boss just said "keep up the good work" and I have no recollection of doing any such work.
If you say married people aren’t having sex, you have obviously never sat in a hotel bar & watched them pick up strangers.
Aren`t you too fat to be this rude?
I don`t know why beer companies bother with an expiration date. It`s never going to make it anywhere near that.
If you can’t afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don’t know where you are!
Girl says to her Blonde friend, I slept with a Brazilian man last night. The Blonde replies: OMG you SLUT! How many is a Brazilian??
That awkward moment when a comment gets more “likes” than your status.
Jodi Arias dating O J Simpson now that would be a hell of a relationship
When you`re down about your body image just type "fat people" into Google images, always makes me feel better!:)
Someone just called me normal, I`ve never been so insulted in all my life!
The thinner the eyebrow, the crazier the woman.
Why does no one ever talk about where a bear pees?
Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn`t I?
Why is it all the good things in life are either illegal, immoral, impossible, addictive, or fattening?
After reading some marriage post, I`m beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.