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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
We`ve all been talking about your paranoia.
It was awkward when she said, "And yet your feet are so big."
I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
I just wanted you all to know that I`m leaving Facebook. The ride has been a blast and I`ve made a ton of friends. Your humor and wit is amazing. I`ll miss all of u, but I`ve decided I need to spend more time with my family...so see you after breakfast!!
The trick is to not let people know how weird you really are until its too late for em to back out
I bet you 20 dollas I`m broke
Nothing ruins hump day like not getting humped.
Come on snooze button, is 9 minutes all you have to offer...I need something in the 2-3 hour range.
Multitasking? I’m not even good at unitasking.
my entire life is a "had to be there" moment
Coffee eyedrops! Another million dollar idea.
My wife wrote an email to me saying she was concerned that we have communications issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we’re not as connected as she’d like. I tweeted her that I love her more than anything. She texted me that she loves me too and sent me a poem on Pinterest explaining how tired she was after a long day of work leading to her email. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.
I was just told that I over-analyze things. I need a couple of days to think about that before deciding if I should be offended.
If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!