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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
I look forward to the day that cell phone technology finally catches up with technology in digital watches and they release a model that is water resistant up to 100 meters.
I`m now fit to make my regular annual resolution. The accomplishment is the problem
"The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
I do not like being told what to do unless I`m naked.
The only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed.
Show me a bunch of people with type A personalities, and I`ll show you a control group.
My girlfriend JUST spent the ENTIRE day arguing that she isn`t stubborn.. :|
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some Iād love to punch them in the face.
My mom says I`m special.
I didn`t sleep well last night so this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. Half way to work I realized I forgot my car.
If your neighbor has wind chimes, you have wind chimes.
Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.
Saw a brand new Prius totaled on my way home from work. Still had the window sticker. That would suck... Not to crash, but to drive a Prius.
My mum`s so old fashioned she thinks LOL = Lots of love. She sent me an SMS saying just to let you know you`re Pa`s in hospital LOL.