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Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?
In post apocalyptic movies everyone wears leather ... but there are no cows.
My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
My favorite flavor of ice cream is yes.
Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the heck.
I’ve watched “Aladdin” like 25 times with my kids, so I know quite a bit about politics in the Middle East.
Sometimes I just wish people were as easy to forget as PIN numbers.
It`s not cellulite, it`s my body`s way of saying "I`m sexy" ... in braille.
Half of my day is just me screaming profanities at an electronic device.
Did the Energizer Bunny finally stop going and going, and none of us even noticed it?
When you leave store without buying anything and all you can think is `keep calm, you`re innocent`.
I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life.
I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire.
I hate when reality happens outside of my head.
Im switching some friends from my Facebook account to my Fakebook account.