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The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind.
Relax,,, We`re all crazy.. It`s not a competition.
After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it`s true calling: helping people wink online.
If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills, with a rubber band around it...... I found the rubber band.
Creating a password in this day and age After the 9th try OKNowI`mReallyMad50BoiledCabbagesUpYourArseIfYouDon`tGiveMeAccessImmediately! `Sorry, that password is already in use`
Beach Rule #17: Never ask anyone under the age of 35 if they`ve seen your shuttlecock
If the Dollar Store ever starts selling alcohol....drinks are on me.
Sometimes I use big words that I don’t fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
Keep honking. I´m reloading.
Personally, I think failure should be an option
Apparently, saying “Wow, you’ve grown since I last saw you” isn’t deemed socially acceptable when said to adults.
Long story short, I love summaries
It`s amazing the things I can remember when I don`t need to remember anything.
I used to think paramedics were ghost doctors.
I`m trying to lose weight by eating carrots and bran muffins. It`s a fiber-optics diet.