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You`re uglier than..... well, you`re the example.
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?
doesn`t mind that people start spreading rumors about me.. it’s when they spread the truth that I’m screwed ;)
Don`t talk to me until I`ve had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two glasses of wine.
Sometimes I find myself envious of how well Waldo can hide..
Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit.
Lying about my age is easier now that I have trouble remembering what it is.
When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn`t doing the same thing.
OK I`ve stumbled out of bed and made it to the computer- and another Facebook day begins!
I don`t like it here anymore. As soon as I find my pants, I`m leaving!
The reason grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup are such a great combination is because they are the same basic ingredients as pizza.
I hate to be one of those who post cliffhangers but...
Digging through a box in the closet and I found a picture of me sitting on Santa`s lap. Hard to believe that was almost 2 years ago.
Why does it have to be bacon OR sausage?