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So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
"I`m only having one" ...said by many, practiced by none.
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like "Dude, you have to wait."
I may have let you down, but it`s your fault for having such high hopes.
Did you know that doughnuts make your clothes shrink?
I remember when the internet was two tin cans and a string.
If cleanliness is next to godliness, then my car is Satan`s chariot.
We played a lot of "Keep The Balloon In The Air" as kids, a game known to most other people as being poor.
I am really thankful that I have a desk job. I could never get all my personal stuff done at home.
I can`t help but feel important when someone says there`s a special place in hell for people like me.
Internet went down so I had to spend time with my family. They seem like good people.
I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn`t care.....Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0
I`ve decided that throughout the time period starting with Thanksgiving, continuing on to Christmas and ending on New Years Day, the term `Calories" regarding all food shall be referred to as "Deliciousness Points."
I have decided to follow my dreams.....starting with that one where I am naked at work.
I’m going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I’m going to haunt grows everyday.