Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
is 100% sure that you are looking at my status. (:
Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
All I see on Facebook is penis, orgasm, bang him, bang her, bullwhip, masturbate, porn, tits, and then I read everyone else`s posts..
It`s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
i feel naked without my mobile !
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
Was disappointed when I watched the films Shaft, XXX, X-Men, In To Deep, Snatch, The Box, Free Willy. None of them were what I expected...
Kicking a man while he’s down burns 150 calories.
I can`t wait to be rich so I can price things from high to low instead of low to high when shopping online.
The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me.
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead but other people do. The same is true when you are stupid.
My dog is entertained chasing his tail and I`m bored with a device that gives me access to infinite knowledge...
Im really not just some idiot with nothing better to do with my time, I just play one in FB.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your understanding.
Sharks aren’t so bad. If some stranger entered my house wearing only a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.