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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else`s house.
I pack an hour before leaving for a trip but unpacks 3 months after coming home
You are intriguing. You require further stalking, sorry I mean investigation.
I found out why I`m still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.
The dentist told me I need to be more aggressive when I floss so I`ve decided to start growling.
The first person who discovered how to make popcorn must have been like "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!"
“Delete, Block, Ignore” Its too bad getting rid of people in life is not as easy as it is on Facebook..
I am at the gym! Well, the parking lot. They have free wi-fi.
I don`t get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn`t it already cracked to begin with?
We played a lot of "Keep The Balloon In The Air" as kids, a game known to most other people as being poor.
You had me at "do we need to stop at the liquor store on the way to your place"
I`m starting to think that Dr. Dre isn`t a real doctor after all...
Dear Rebecca Black, you are the most beautiful And prettiest girl in the world. Don`t let the haters get you down. P.S Forgot to mention today`s opposite day.
When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my girlfriend how her day was.