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Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it!
If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the truth" ... I choose dare, your honor
The way I figure it, whatever doesn’t kill me has lost it’s chance.
What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life and you are starting back off at your last checkpoint.
There`s no mirrors in this self checkout?!?
I bet people don’t understand that I’m joking 800% of the time.
You know its going to be a b!tch of a day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.
I`m Outdoorsy, as in I like to get drunk and pass out in the yard....
Being unsure has never stopped me from making a decision.
When you are not happy and would like to go back to being young, think of Algebra!