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My resolution last year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.
Starting an international incident is number one on my bucket list.
What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles?
Just when you think you have the answer a woman will be there to change the question.
I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
I hate it when I`m singing a song and the artist keeps messing up the words.
If Crunch Berries aren`t considered fresh fruit I don`t think this diet is going to work out.
She deleted and blocked me so I guess you can say we`re taking it slow now.
It`s so expensive being a woman. I know because I have financed a few.
Please don`t make me choose between you and porn.
I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me.
I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram.
I went by the Gym today. Its the third time this week............. One of these day`s I might actually go in.
Did you ever wonder why the cat was in the bag in the first place?