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According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with `Go away.`
The women at this gym act like nobody’s ever tried taking their measurements before.
If you don`t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
Wow!!, What a day..I volunteered at a soup kitchen, mowed my lawn, went to 2 Birthday parties, ran 6 miles, then told a bunch of lies on Facebook.
Roses are red vilouts are blue your moms beautiful what happened to you!
I was disappointed to learn that the Discovery Channel’s program “Deadliest Catch” wasn’t about first marriages.
If life Sucks, what makes you think death doesn`t Blow??
Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers.
I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
Running away does not help with the problems unless you are fat
the `real` me doesnt do facebook
The human race is the only one that lets its idiots live a full life...
Only you can prevent bathroom mirror pictures.
I`m Not Perfect. Your Not Perfect. But Together We Can Be a Perfect Sense of Humor LOL!
If you want to talk to me on the phone, I need at least three days notice.