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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
I enjoy shopping online because at least I don`t have to act all shocked when my credit card gets declined.
Why is it called when animals attack? It should be called when retarded people go near dangerous animals.
It’s funny that old people need handicap parking spots but they always manage to pick up a penny off the ground.
My neighbours diary say`s I have boundary issues.
Always believe a woman when she says: “You don`t want to know!”
If you like counting to three, you are going to love parenting.
If a zombie apocalypse were to happen in Vegas... would it stay in Vegas?
I wish that we lived in a world where a chicken could cross the road without getting its motives questioned.
You know it`s a really good bar when there`s a couple outside breaking up.
I would`ve thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited `til it was dark instead.
Even hoarders throw their chapstick away if someone else uses it.
The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.
Bragging about how much you receive in alimony only demonstrates how much someone was willing to pay to get rid of you.
Now they are saying that the Zika virus is sexually transmittable. What kind of pervert is having sex with a mosquito?