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There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are suppose to be doing something else.
Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
Did you know that if you light a candle under the moonlight and you say 3 times the name of the person you love, you will look really stupid doing that!
I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane
It’s a good thing the fate of mankind doesn’t depend on me turning on the correct stove-top burner on my first try.
There’s a good reason I’m up this late: because I have to wake up really early.
I think sharks eat people just to be on tv.
The problem with you is ... you exist.
An egg salad is really just a chicken salad that is really underdone.
The girl at the Taco Bell drive thru gave me this “I know your high” look. I snatched my 37 crunchy tacos and got out of there.
Happy 4/21! National work drug testing day!
I fold down my laptop screen very slowly at night so I don`t squish you guys.
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you`re on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up
People always say, "You can`t have your cake and eat it too." I say, "Of course you can. Just make two cakes!"