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Me putting up with you is your Christmas present.
Shhh...you had me at "alcohol may intensify effect..."
To all my Facebook friends. Have a happy St. Patrick`s day, and all the festivities this weekend. Stay safe, enjoy life, and if you by chance happen to find a bartender who is bad at math...give me a call :)
Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with.
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
A show called the view shouldn`t hurt your eyes
Beauty is only a light switch away...
Understanding women number 476,395: Women like to talk about their feelings.
Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
I believe in the silver rule of life: Do unto others then run!
A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now Googling how to extract a fork from bone without causing more damage.
Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you can just plow thru Uranus because it`s all gas. I cannot respond maturely.
Be nice to your kids. They get to choose your nursing home.
This day needs more yesterday.
Please be patient...I`m fcuking things up as fast as I can.