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Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents.
This day needs more tomfoolery!
So far I’ve spent most of 2016 flipping off the weather channel.
There`s no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
Does Facebook have a “You’re not smart enough to be talking about politics” button?
If you receive an e-mail that says: ``FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS`` Don`t open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Why Am I Sober? - A Horror Story
Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it reminds me of some of the drunken nights we use to have.
If you don`t like my facebook posts, feel free to delete me and solely visit your friends` pages where the big news of the day is when their grandkids finally took a $hit all by themselves.
"That`s close enough..." ~Government worker
Sorry I`m late, my alarm didn`t go off, because I didn`t set it ... because I don`t like coming here
Some days you`re the Titanic, some days you`re the iceberg and some days you`re that guy who hit the propeller on the way down.