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I smile when I`m having dirty thoughts :)
Yes I have a dirty mind ... And you`re on it!
I`m well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today.
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Those awkward moments when you catch yourself feeling frustrated with your kids for being just like you....
One of my biggest fears is that my car secretly records me singing.
I’m late for a disappointment.
I can`t find my happy place this morning, mind if I goto yours
"is Pepsi ok?" - my coke dealer, tryin to be funny
I need to learn the rules to make sure I don`t accidently follow them
Don`t you wish common sense would make a big comeback.
Letting my dad play Angry Birds on my iPad is like showing a caveman fire.
It’s people that give drinking a bad name.
Sorry I mixed 50,000 instant pudding packets into your above ground pool
Your secrets are safe with me! Odds are, I wasn’t even listening.