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My favorite part of the day? The food part.
People who don`t know what they want should not use the drive thru!
Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed.
I can`t wait to procrastinate.
oh look at the time, it`s time to not care
I really don`t need to be loved.. I would settle for being tolerated. :)
The guy who named the umbrella meant to call it a brella but he hesitated.
My parents weren`t exercising all of those nights.
Nothing is better than seeing your ex with someone uglier than you!
Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
I suppose cougar is a better term than old whore.
I`m using voice-to-text to post this status. All I do is talk and it makes a text out of it. It`s really cool... Hey! What are you doing? That`s my phone! Give it back! Come back here, you son of a...
Insanity workout? The fact I am even considering putting down my phone and getting off the couch is crazy enough, thanks.
For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there`d be one less blogger.