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If sex is said to be the best exercise, than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there`s idea. . .
I think the next Star Wars movie should go Country! I would be excited to see Garth Vader.........
A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday.
A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm ... So I peed on her
some people just need to be kicked... in the stomach... with steel toed boots
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches — and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard
People who say `expresso` instead of `espresso,` may I axe you to please stop? Thanx.
Sometimes you`ve got to ask yourself: `Why am I talking to myself?`
I have a tremendous sex drive ... My girlfriend lives 25 miles away.
Don’t waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Just because someone`s richer or more famous or talented doesn`t mean they`re happy. It just means they`re happier than YOU.
Is it sexual harasment to say ho ho ho to a female coworker?
A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it.
When we married, she treated me like a God. As time went by, the letters got reversed
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.