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If you`re going to be a d!ck.. At least be a big one.
The other day someone told me I could make ice cubes out of leftover wine. I was confused... What is leftover wine?
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Dumped my multiple personality girlfriend yesterday. She took it well, not so well, and she was really upset...
I watched my first Porn the other day. I looked so much younger back then!
My New Year`s resolution is to stop pointing my car alarm remote at my apartment front door expecting to unlock it
My innocent look never works in the nude.
My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That`s the last time we`re playing Monopoly.
Life Rule #17: Always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, ...just incase.
I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and said, "Hey, that`s my stuff!"?
Today was about as much fun as a warm toilet seat in a public restroom!
If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly.
The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions
The best part about being an adult is, nobody can tell you, you can`t have ice cream for breakfast.
That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes…