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Lil Wayne is 10% African-American and 90% tattoo.
I wonder if one day somebody will knock on my door and say to me, “Hey ,we have 7 mutual friends in Facebook; may I come in?"
Hold that pose. My camera is ringing.
How much do those guys who yell in the back of rap songs make? I could totally do that.
The good thing about being 6' 6? is that if I develop a bald patch, no one will see it..Unless you’re using Google Earth.
It`s a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge.
I don`t live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to four days before paycheck...
Happy Halloween… may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes and sighing heavily and crossing her arms and holding in a fart.
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies.
Ghetto Word of the Day: Window "Imma pay my baby mamma her child support. I just don’t know window".
Apparently taking a nap does not qualify as "doing some undercover work"
My rabbit died yesterday… Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know…
If you want to go running with me, you`d better be prepared to walk a lot.