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I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in different languages
Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio
Much of my life is a contest to see which of the voices in my head can say the funniest stuff.
Revenge is not in my plans. You`ll f*ck yourself on your own.
I fake my LOLs
Any time someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone
My life coach just benched me.
I’M ENGAGED…..to be hungover tomorrow.
The thing I miss most about being young is knowing everything.
May all of us be as good looking/ beautiful as we look on our FB profile pic..
heyy lol
Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn`t matter. It`s all good. But a Pepsi drinker...
Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them much more often
I made the mistake of asking Siri what women want....she has been talking non-stop for the last 3 days.
I wish karma would send me email notifications.