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There`s a difference between having a unique name and a common name that`s spelled wrong.
Let´s drink tequila till you don´t remember what I suggest next..
Just used the "f word" over on FB so I`m waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.
When I was a kid, I used to sing, `A, B, C,D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P`
If you watch the Twilight movies backwards, Kristen Stewart still can`t act.
Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac Man, for 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died!
If I am home alone, there`s a 99% chance I`m naked.
I’m drinking because you’re talking.
My friends had a surprise party for me last night, well I called it a surprise party they called it an intervention.
I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat.
Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.
Dear Carly Simon, Yes I am so vain that I do think that song is about me.
I`m so old, I remember when the internet didn`t have commercials.
Be nice to me ... I may be hot one day.
Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2.