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Guinness for breakfast because its Ireland somewhere.
Edward Scissorhands will never win a game of rock, paper, scissors.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the "Like" button.
Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing.
A Positive attitude may not solve all our problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!
That must have been a heck of a party judging by the police reports.
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
My Ex texted me."please delete my number."I replied,"Who`s this??"
Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I`m pretty sure she`ll figure out that I`m just after my money
When life gives you lemons... all you need is tequila (and salt).
Life hack: If you keep your mouth shut, no one will know you`re so stupid
If a post is really good you will read it twice. if a post is really good you will read it twice.
I`m starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I`ll never ever use one again. I`m so excited about it. Yes.
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.