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I have OCD and ADD, so everything must be perfect..but not for very long.
McDonald’s Management Rule #23: “The employee with the most severe accent or speech impediment must work the drive-thru at all times.”
My dad says that if I don`t stop typing so loudly, he`s gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK
I`m just gonna let my pillow decide my hairstyle for tomorrow.
We get it people on Facebook. You`re married, you have kids, you`re happy. Calm down.
if ever you need NOTHING, im here for you.
If you didn`t want to be hit with a shovel then you never should have started telling me about your problems.
Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
Ironing boards are just surf boards that gave up their dreams and got real jobs.
To-Do List : Nothing[?]
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
Driving isn’t even in the top 5 things I’m thinking about when I’m driving.
I`d like to have a child one day ... Two days, tops.
I don`t need WebMD to tell me what`s wrong with me, I have my mother.
Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4.