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Iād be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer.
Sometimes it`s nice to know karma is still a feisty little b!tch.
My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.
One of these days I`m going to get help for my procrastination problem.
Plan B includes margaritas.
Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat. Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn`t have.
Don`t ``Wine and dine`` me ... ``Champagne`` me ... step it up a notch
I always walk through my office with a stern look on my face and a toilet plunger to avoid conversations.
My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you`re not allowed to use them. Because nothing says class like useless towels.
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
"There`s more than one way to skin a cat." -Chinese restaurant proverb
My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me.
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I`m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.
Hillary Clinton is running for president. In other news, grass is green and the sun is hot.