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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops.
I prefer my kale with a silent "K"
There`s a special place in hell reserved for the guy that decided what time McDonalds beakfast ends.
they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
I need professional help. A chef and a butler will do just fine.
A friend came over visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin. I told him, if it upsets you that much quit counting them.
If horror movies have taught me anything, it`s lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as "mother" or "father."
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it.
Lord please give me the strength not to go all Dexter on this mother f%#*er ... Amen
This post was going to be really funny but I didn`t write it down because I was totally sure I`d remember it.
See, I would run, but it`s usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods.
roses are red,violets are blue,god made me beautiful, what happen to you..
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you`ll be really far away from me with your motivational nonsense.
The term "chubby chasers" is so inaccurate and misleading. Cause we don`t run.