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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
When they discover the center of the universe, alot of people will be shocked they`re not in it.
"We`re pregnant!" -people who don`t understand science
Stairs are like rock climbing after a bottle of vodka.
The neighbor`s cat seems to think my flower bed is his litter box. I`ll fix that furry little bugger. I mixed 44 packages of pop rocks into the soil. And now we wait....
Happy National hear fireworks all day and night set off by Drunk People you wouldn`t trust with a Glo-Stick Day.
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase Regards again.
What if there actually is one legit Nigerian millionaire prince who genuinely needs to use your bank account?
I hate it when people dont know the differece between Ur and U`r
I`m not anti-social I`m just pro leave me the f*ck alone.
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
Be the type of gentleman that holds the door open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.
I`m "BE KIND & REWIND" years old.
I swear Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month..