Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Most problems can be solved with nudity
Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren`t talking?
Laugh now, but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world
If you ever need anything please don`t hesitate to ask someone else first.
Sometimes I get nervous I haven`t done anything with my life. But then something good comes on TV, and I`m OK.
I`m not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB
I never thought Iād be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.
If you stop at a yellow light I`m going to assume you have something illegal in your car.
i know how to shutup.I just don`t know when.
Falling in love is just like falling down a well, except one is dank, dark and scary, and can really hurt you, and the other is a well.
The only part I like about doing laundry is saying I`ve got a big load
My favorite beer is an open one.
Putting on deoderant and colonge because you haven`t showered in days, is as about as useful as shutting the lid on a toilet after its overflowing.
When asked how I take my coffee, I reply with, "Seriously. Very seriously."
Is it just me, or would those movies had been far scarier if they were titled "Monday the 13th"