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Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this
I bet spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed. Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
Video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
I get so confused when I`m about to watch a TV show or movie and "For Mature Audiences Only" appears on the screen. Can I watch or not?
People who say `expresso` instead of `espresso,` may I axe you to please stop? Thanx.
Weekends are like a orgasm.. It`s takes a lot to get there and when u finally do it`s over in no time
Whoever said, "All men are created equal", has obviously never been to a nude beach
I hate in video games how penguins always use their ability to slide on their stomachs for evil
Friends with benefits? What, like you can provide dental insurance?
I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house ... It was delicious.
Why go to a public pool when strangers on Craigslist will pee on you for free
Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
I bet heroin addicts can open a Capri sun on the first try.
Will someone please tell ugly girls with small boobs that their opioion doesnt really matter.