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Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
Match dot com, but for socks.
My personal fast food philosophy: If nobody knows you went to McDonald`s, you didn`t really go to McDonalds.
How much do those guys who yell in the back of rap songs make? I could totally do that.
1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have `lady problems` then start crying. It works even better for guys.
No matter how little I do in a day. I always feel like I could have done less.
It’s strange to think that the sound of nature is the sound of millions of animals desperately trying to get laid.
The problem with plants is that you have to water them… like more than once apparently.
How many HA’s equal a LOL? How about a LMAO? Is there a conversion chart somewhere?
Why do we offer "a word to the wise" when it`s the stupid ones that need the advice?
Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? hmm...
I was just watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury.. No worries, I should be okay in a couple of days..
i hate that the sun comes up so early
I`ve been single for a while and I have to say, it`s going very well. Like... It`s working out. I think I`m the one.