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I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive ..."Hi"
One thing`s for sure when I shower with my boyfriend. My titties are spotless!!
Getting married at 22 sounds alot like leaving the party at 9:30
You never know a person until you walk in their shoes... or until you check their browser history.
If you watch Intervention backwards, it`s about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
I wonder if Oscar the Grouch has a hipster cousin somewhere that lives in a recycling bin.
Sports commentators need to stop saying penetrate
Guy tip of the day: To avoid arguments about the toilet seat, use the sink...
There`s a lot of perks being a single parent, for one no witnesses.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
How come dogs aren’t ticklish?
I`m glad that we as humans settled on the hand shake as a greeting instead of the whole ass sniffing thing.
"YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!?" I yell to my husband as I hand him the trash.
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those medications.
Thanks for posting pics of what you had for dinner, the suspense was f*cking killing me.