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If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
Picking and choosing who to say happy birthday to since 2006, thanks Facebook!
4 out of 5 dentists agree that 1 out of 5 dentists is just doing it for the attention.
thinks my life is becoming a very complicated drinking game.
Size does matter-just ask Pluto.
The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe.
You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
The bed is always the comfiest right at the time you are supposed to be getting out of it
Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become.
Apparently members of the Westboro Baptist Church were outside a theater when the marquee gave way and came crashing down injuring several of them amidst their protest. Witnesses overhead many of the members muttering to themselves, "It must be a sign."
Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?
Cleavage is like the sun, you can look... But its dangerous to stare
Did you know that if we laid all the facebook account owners end to end around the world. Three quarters of them would Drown? Hmm ....