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Bored? Update your Facebook to “in a relationship” with someone you’ve never met just to see if they’ll confirm.
Note to Denver Broncos: Marijuana is NOT a performance enhancing drug!
Light travels faster than sound.. That is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
I`m only 2 girls short of a threesome.
Procrastination comes to those who wait.
pudding... thats always a funny word
So you constantly feel sorry for yourself and feel the need to tell everyone all about it. I can’t imagine why he left you.
Of all the lies I tell, "I was just kidding!" is my favorite.
I love this oscillating fan, 5 out of every 15 seconds.
I only drink on two occasions; when its my birthday and when its not.
One of my female friend is reading a book called "Learn to drive in a week" for the last 3 years.
I opened a bottle of wine to let it breathe. It didn`t. So I gave it mouth to mouth.
All who post weather maps on FB. You know we have the internet too, right??
Currently helping my sister look for her chocolate`s I ate 4hrs ago.