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"Good for you!" means, "I do not consider you a threat" in woman-speak.
Yikes. don`t google "cream pies", google "cream pie recipes"
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
When the sign says: DO NOT TOUCH I read: Touch when nobody is looking.
$5.99 Trojan condoms or $19.99 Huggies diapers. Choose wisely...
That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
Life in the fast lane ? Heck, I live in oncoming traffic.
1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Tell them your name is Waldo 4) Leave
Life is tough. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it like the rest of us.
Some people`s lives are like open books... Mine is like a trashcan without a lid.
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest.
Whenever I select next-day delivery for an online purchase, I imagine someone, somewhere, yells "CODE RED, CODE RED" really loud then people scurry like mad.
Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die.
Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually encourage you to pick your nose.