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My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks...
The secret to eternal life and happiness could be hidden in the Terms & Conditions and we would never know.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m coming to your house with a facking baseball bat.
I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully
My girlfriend just accused me of being unfaithful. I told her that is ridiculous and that she is starting to sound like my wife.
My secret fantasy is to have two women at the same time, one cooking and one cleaning.
Coffee keeps me busy until it`s time to be drunk.
If all men are created equal then why are there midgets?
The Patriots defensive coverage was almost as bad as the coverage by Obamacare.
I am as lazy as the guy who designed the Japanses Flag
I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice
Excellent Group Ice Breaker: Do you think sailors feel pressured to swear?
The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself "him".
For many people, "live and learn" is one task too many.
First rule of Pizza club, you don’t share it.