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Have you noticed that tire stores never hang big banners that say "Blowout Sale"?
Why isn`t a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?
Pro tip: when you`re watching a show like "my five wives" with your wife, don`t suggest potential additional wives.
If it doesn`t include antidepressants, they shouldn`t call it a Happy Meal.
thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one.
Some days, I think that Dexter dude has the right idea.
I don’t think girls realize how handsome my mom says I am.
If you have just started playing flappy bird I would like to warn you there is nothing up ahead but more dangling pipes and disappointment
Just when you want to be a good person again , someone new to stalk shows up
I wonder if monsters ever get scared that we might be hiding under their bed?
Chip clips are for quitters.
People hate facing the truth. Luckily the truth doesn`t give a sh*t.
If you have a Selfie Stick Pro, go back two spaces.
Driving a Dodge doesn`t automatically make you a defensive driver.