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You`d think my boss would know me by now and stop asking me everyday if I`ve been drinking.
You`re never too old to learn something stupid.
You know what`s more miraculous than a video with a million view but no dislikes on YouTube? The detention sheet empty for my class.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Do you ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in?
Why isn`t Hungary`s capital city called "Very"
Double Stuff Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
No heel is too high when pointed up at the ceiling.
There has to be an online course that I can take to get over my internet addiction.
Quick Hide! Monday is Coming!!
"I know im the best driver on the road" thinks every guy.
BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have read so much about the dangers of drinking and smoking, that i have decided to quit reading
I heard recently on the radio that, "If a man looks at womens breasts for 10 mins a day he will add 5 years to his life".. Can anyone confirm this?!! If so what are we waiting for?